Puerto Oh my God it´s so fucking hot and humid Vallarta

Yes, I´m finally in Vallarta and all I have to say is holy fuck I have sand in my ass and I´m sweating like a pig in menopause. But the place is beatiful and we practically live on the beach right smack in the middle of everything. If the apartment were facing the other way I would have an spectacular ocean view, but as it is now, I´ll have to settle for a not quite so spectacular vista of a restaurant and an alley. It could always have been worse...
Haven´t started working yet. Talked to Wayne (the editor) earlier this morning and he seemed to be an extremely rexaled individual. While slowly chewing his gum and extending every syllable to near it´s breaking point, he told me I cold take the first day off the settle in, get acclimatized so that we maybe could meet for coffe tomorrow and just talk and then perhaps on wednesday or something I could come down to the office. It´s never good to rush things. Or like Wayne put it: "If you get just one thing done in a day here... that´s a good day." Wayne is my kind of guy.
Remember the sand in my ass I mentioned above? Yeah... I went to splash around in the water for the first time today. I had to. It´s so ridicucously hot and humid here that doing anything else than spending all day in the water would be simply stupid. But after today I think I just might hang out in the shower instead of the beach. Sand fucking everywhere. Sand between my toes, sand in my nose, sand in my armpits, sand in my ears, sand in my mouth. Sand in my ass! How come going to the beach is so fucking popular?
Other than that, everything is great.